Hiatus, Hiatus, How I Hate This.

So if anyone actually reads this smut they may have noticed the lack of blogging for the past month or so. Well, it's called life people. Be glad that I am living it. Be sad that now that I am out of school for the summer I won't have one. Which means--da-da-da-duh!!!!!--I will have plenty of time to blog! Aren't you feeling lucky?

Believe me, I was itching to write some sort of tidbit here. Unfortunately, I am a nerd and according to Josh a "major brown noser" which means that school became a bigger priority than blogging---I suppose I had time to Facebook (is that a verb?) but let's not rub salt in the wound. Since summer has officially arrived and the summer weather is bound to catch up sooner or later I will have a plethora of things to write about, therefore you, my dear reader, will have plenty of things to read about.

My list of summer goals may seem daunting and over-thought but I assure you they will provide endless hours of writing material. So please look forward to hearing more about them. They include (in no particular order):

• Getting over my "irrational" fear of ants. (That "irrational" is provided by Josh, but if you ask me, my fear is very, very rational.)
• Mastering the art of gardening and tending that garden.
• Potty training Lennon.
• Being a first time dog owner---which includes potty training a dog. Yikes! What am I thinking?
• Whipping my ass into some semblance of a shape that doesn't resemble a dumpling.
• Reading and reading and reading and reading and reading some more.
• To get back to sketching and painting.
• Painting the trim and molding within the house.
• Painting the book shelves in the living room.
• To camp---and I a mean really camp. No bathrooms, no showers, no air mattresses and absolutely no whining. (Let's hope the ticks don't eat me alive before the rattle snakes do!)
• To spend more time with the friends that matter most to me. It's been far too long and you know who you are---and you're probably not reading this.
• To put myself out there more and enjoy life.
• Oh! And establishing world peace.

You see, these goals are certainly attainable within three months AND they will provide excellent commentary for this blog. So keep tuning in! If you don't I will only seem narcissistic and let's not let me hit that low. Okay?